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------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ HOW TO BE NINJA
This is a video that shows you how to be an excellent ninja.
Songs Used: Carl Douglas - Kung Fu Fighting Mortal Kombat Theme Song Pink Panther Theme Song Fergie - Clumsy
Starring : Ryan Higa as Gangster and Hanate Wakuso shiseo tadashite teriyaki suzuki honda civic Sean Fujiyoshi as Nerd and Bob
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ HOW TO BE GANGSTER
A video that teaches you how to be a true gangster
Songs Used: Soulja Boy - Crank Dat Colbie Caillat - Bubbly Flo Rida - Low Rihanna - Unfaithful MIMS - This is why I'm hot Bubba Sparxxx - Heat it up Fergie - Clumsy
Starring : Ryan Higa as Gangster and "R-Dizzle-Fo-Shizzle-My-Nizzle-Of-Da-Hizzle-Drizzle" Sean Fujiyoshi as Nerd and "Mike"
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ HOW TO BE EMO
Are you depressed and about to give up on life? Well this video shows you how to be EMO!
Songs used:
Disturbed - Down with the sickness Fergie - Clumsy
The Ending Song :
Yabo Crew - The EMO Song!
Lyrics:
E is for emotional, ruins everybody's day. M is for miserable people! O is for on the dark side, cus we have some fresh cookies. (COOKIES) WOO!
Starring Ryan Higa as Gangster and Dead,becaus i killed it Sean Fujiyoshi as Nerd and Bobby
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ HOW TO BE NERD
This Video shows you how to be the perfect nerd!
Music Used:
Spice Girls - Wannabe Fergie - Clumsy
Starring Ryan Higa as Gangster and Elite Dark Lord_Dragon Slayer_3.14159 Sean Fujiyoshi as Nerd and Hairy Potter
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ and Finally, If you want to skip This videos.. You must watch the trailer, there's a weird non asian thing.. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ The Ninja Glare (SONG)
Lyrics:
The Ninja Glare
Chorus (x2) OH EM GEE You can't see me I'm blending in just like a pine tree I am unseen, You can't see me cuz I'm a ninja, nin, ninja, ninja, nin, ninja.
Verse 1 Hey, can't see me Am I a bird or am I a tree? What's flying so high in the ayer (ayer)? I'm a ninja don't stare (stare) Fast like the witch is Blair (Blair) I bet you don't even care Here I go, there I go, this is my song Being ninja you gotta be strong Most of us found in Hong Kong Where is my automobile now Dong? Catching everything with my chopstick Making loud noises with every hit Moving unseen so fast so quick I bet you wish you had all my ninja tricks OH EM ... GEE Be a Ninja like me Just watch me now and you will see!
Chorus (x2) OH EM GEE You can't see me I'm blending in just like a pine tree I am unseen, You can't see me cuz I'm a ninja, nin, ninja, ninja.
Verse 2 Hey were dressed in black Just like emos except for the fact We don't stab ourselves, we stab your back Its just our way to sneak attack We see you coming cuz we have wall hacks Don't come near us or we'll give you slap And no sense in running cuz we set up a trap. Here comes the slow motion... C C C CRAP! Run like me Hide like me Don't forget your fatality Dance like a ninja in the club Even though you'll look just like a scrub Watch this vid learn something rare (rare) This move looks like a square (square) Just throw your hands in the air (air) Follow me, do the Ninja Glare!
Chorus (x2) OH EM GEE You can't see me I'm blending in just like a pine tree I am unseen, You can't see me cuz I'm a ninja, nin, ninja, ninja, nin, ninja.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ryan and Sean's NSEA Trailer
Ryan : Hey! You guys dont know? Im in college you know. and Sean? He's in Illinois. But, I found someone who knows exactly like him. Meet the NEW SEAN FUJIYOSHI!
New Sean : Go Ma Pau Zmeh! New Sean : Wo Qi Shing Pi Ni Que.. (unknown thingy) New Sean : Ah, Sho Wong Dei New Sean : Shong Ming Mau, Kung Pao Chicken, Ho Chi Men Chao New Sean : WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! New Sean : Cing Cang Cing Ceng Cong CHEEEEEEEEWWW!!
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